Thursday Thirteen #35

November 15, 2007

Thursday Thirteen #35

Thirteen One-Liners from dwlz.com that Mitchypoo likes. Willpower is the ability to resist temptation until you can be sure that no-one's looking... Who says I've got no will power - I'll get that pecan pie if it's the last thing I do. Unhealthy: what thin people call you when you are fat and fat people call you when you are thin. Stay out of bed, and stay active, and eat rice and fish - and eventually you die. I'd have no objection to people who eat like sparrows if they'd only stop that everlasting chirping about it. Acceptable weight: what you weigh now if you were six inches taller. There's a new Chinese diet. Order all the food you want but use only one chopstick. Gosh - I could eat a horse - a high protein, low cholesterol, sugar free horse, of course. Dieter's Law: food that tastes the best has the highest number of calories. I worry about scientists discovering that lettuce has been fattening all along... Eve: only woman ever really tempted by an apple. About the only time losing is more fun than winning...is when you're fighting temptation. If it wasn't for wrestling with my conscience...I'd get no exercise at all.